As the sun rises on the East Coast, you have to wonder how those vocal legions of small government people will feel today about the use of federal dollars to rebuild their homes, neighborhoods, cities and states.
Millions without power, subway system flooded with salt water, debris everywhere, weeks of economic lethargy in the offing, the purpose of government -- big shouldered capable government -- has never been more clear.
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Monday, October 8, 2012
Eight-plex protest draws at least one reporter -- alas not one from the city's daily newspaper... Guess neighborhood protest isn't newsworthy when you've got the Chiefs to cover
Residents in my neighborhood took to the streets, literally,
Sunday to protest the construction of an 8-plex ‘condo’ the city zoning
commission has apparently approved. The complex would sit on a busy street in
the century-old Volker community.
I’m hazy on the details at this point because the newspaper
I rely on apparently couldn’t bestir itself to cover the protest. The only ‘print’
report I could find came from Tony Botelo at Tony’s Kansas City. I searched
the Kansas City Star Web site and came up empty. And why not? After all, the three
stories in the Star which received the most comments were two about the Chiefs and
one about Missouri football. Those three vital reports had garnered 947
comments by 11:26 a.m. Monday.
I guess there’s nothing particularly sexy about a group of
citizens with placards standing in the street hoping to maintain the integrity
of their neighborhood.
And, surprise, Botello actually showed up for the protest.
That’s news. Botello is essentially and aggregator. His publication is fueled
by the reporting of other people and a cadre of tipsters. It certainly serves a
purpose for readers. But, if Botello’s favorite straw men, the Dead Tree Media,
finally went under, it’s hard to imagine what he’d have to fill his site.
He’d have to do what he did Sunday and burn up a little old
school shoe leather. And, you know what? He’s pretty good at it. The piece he
wrote had information, but, more importantly, life. It gave his readers a
genuine sense of the moment, of people standing up for their neighborhood in
the middle of a narrow Kansas City street. It captured their argument… and
their passion.
I’m not neutral on this. While I subscribe to Jane Jacobs’ prescient
theory of urban planning – she rightly argued neighborhoods with the most
diversity of use will be the healthiest -- I also think the issue of density weighs
heavily on those neighborhoods. Too much density is just plain dangerous. Especially, in
my opinion, too much density caused and maintained by people who do not live in
the neighborhood.
Eight groups of people living in a space formerly occupied
by two, can’t be good for any urban neighborhood. Imagine the hue and cry, the protestors chaining themselves to mailboxes and light poles, if this eight-plex was planned for Leawood South. No question the Star would be on that scene. As Botello argued, this can’t be the
primary criterion of the Kansas City, Mo., zoning commission. If it was, the bulldozers
wouldn’t already be at work.
--Lofflin
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Who won the first Romney/Obama debate? Not you... Was this Obama's rope-a-dope?
This is wrong on several levels, none of which is liberal or
conservative, Democrat or Republican.
What the challenger won was praise from those who chattered
about the debate on television or wrote about it in print. Winning their
approval may have some short term effect on people who pay attention to the
media.
Allow me to deconstruct this idea.
Nobody actually wins a debate on substance because no one
evaluates a debate on substance. Debates are evaluated on how the candidates
appear. Are they confident in their facts? Do they seem to be in control? Are
they aggressive? Are they combative? Do they seem to have the killer instinct? Do they appear presidential?
Certainly you’ve just recognized the majority of the
reporting about this presidential debate. Yet nothing in those questions is
particular to Romney / Obama. In a world dominated by entertainment,
entertainment values are how a debate is judged.
Ask yourself what you know now -- that you didn't know before -- about the policies these men
will follow in the presidency.
I rest my case.
Now, since we know 'won' mean’s 'performed better,' we need to
ask performance questions. Why was Obama panned by the critics in the media?
Because, simply put, he was too cool.
To argue against cool, is a fundamental misunderstanding of
the nature of television. In television, cool wins. There is a reason Rush
Limbaugh and Glenn Beck – or, if your memory is long, Joe Pine – are not on
primetime television.
If you want to understand how to use a medium, you first
have to understand where people partake of it. What people will tolerate coming
through the radio speakers in their cars during their commute is a lot
different from what they will tolerate in their living rooms.
Here’s an illustration. Your preacher may be all fire and
brimstone from the pulpit on Sunday morning. But if you invite him home to
Sunday dinner and after he reaches for another piece of fried chicken he goes
fire and brimstone on you, pounding his fist on the table and shouting to the rafters
about sin and damnation, well, that’s the last fried chicken he’ll get at your
house.
When we watch a debate from the couch in our living room, we
invite these people to sit on the rug in front of us and argue nicely. If they
go fire and brimstone, they will not be invited back. Let me say it again: On
television, cool always wins.
What President Obama had in mind was a sort of theatrical rope-a-dope, and it almost worked. He hung out cool on the ropes hoping
Governor Romney would start throwing haymakers. Romney almost took the bait,
but pulled back just in time. I’d call the fight a draw. When Steve Kraske
said the same thing in the Kansas City Star, a storm of abuse nearly blew down the
telephone lines at 18th and Grand.
Which is the final point. For Obama supporters, the debate
was – at worst -- a draw. For Romney supporters, Romney won big, and -- if you read the Public Editor's column in the Star, you know they were enraged that the Lamestream media didn't recognize such. For those with minds
made up, nothing changed. The question is not who won. It’s who managed to move
the few people who aren’t already inoculated against anything that challenges their
man. And those two or three percent of potential voters were either watching the Yankees demolish
Boston or asleep. They won’t tune in, if at all, until much later in the
campaign.
So, who won the first debate and who lost? Nobody won… and
anybody who wanted to know what the candidates will do in office definitely
lost.
--Lofflin
Sunday, September 16, 2012
From the Angels and the Royals, The Book snatches defeat from the jaws of victory, Bill Clinton's arithmetic strikes again in baseball
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| Close to a laugh as you'll find from Mr. Gibson who must be laughing now at the antics of the Angels and Royals brain trust |
It’s not quite time for hot stove talk, though after our
sauna summer the morning has just enough chill to warrant it.
Last night Angels’ manager Mike Scioscia, managed himself
out of a crucial victory. Friday night Ned Yost managed himself out of a meaningless victory. And both snatched defeat from the jaws of victory for the
same reason.
The Book.
Baseball is played more by The Book than any human endeavor
except, perhaps, running for president. And in baseball, The Book of the age of
specialization says a starting pitcher works between five and seven innings, an
eighth inning specialist pitches the eighth inning and a closer closes.
No doubt a crafty Sabermagician can produce a graph showing
us why this is the least risky course of action. You have to respect the power
of numbers, or, as Bill Clinton prefers, arithmetic.
But baseball players aren’t machines, so sometimes a manager
has to use his head. Slavish adherence to the low risk option might make you
wealthy, might win you games, but isn’t much fun. And sometimes it is just plain wrong, as the numbers also show.
Add to The Book, the prevailing notion in modern baseball that
unless the pitcher is Justin Verlander, he’s delicate as a flower. He’s an
orchid out there on the mound, who must be cared for with utmost tenderness. He
must not be exposed to excessive heat, unnecessary baserunning, dangerous use
of a baseball bat, the seventh, eighth or ninth innings, or, worst of all,
defeat.
The thunder you just heard was Bob Gibson laughing. Gibson's leg was broken by a line drive off the bat of Roberto
Clemente on July 15, 1967. He walked the next hitter, retired the next
and dropped to the ground after throwing a ball on a three-two pitch to the third hitter.
OK, Friday night gets a bit complicated. Try to follow baseball
logic here as the home manager Yost tries to follow The Book.
It’s the eighth inning of a see-saw battle. The Royals are
ahead seven runs to five. Yost goes to the mound and takes the ball away from
Aaron Crow who has induced a ground out, given up a single through the middle
and struck out Alberto Callaspo. Yost gives the ball to Tim Collins because the
numbers in The Book say to. You see, the switch-hitting pinch hitter, Kendrys
Morales, the arithmetic says, hits less right-handed than left-handed. Rule: In
such a situation, the manager must replace the right-handed pitcher with a left-handed
pitcher to turn the switch-hitter around to his weaker side.
Morales promptly deposited this wise decision over the
centerfield fence. A couple of singles, a hit batsman and a walk later, the
home nine were losers.
Last night was much less complicated. In fact, what happened
was shockingly simple.
Mike Scioscia, having learned nothing from watching the
Friday night giveaway, turned to the same page in The Book. He watched Zack
Greinke throttle the Kansas City club for eight innings then, courageously and
against The Book, sent his fragile young charge back out for the ninth with
plenty left in the tank and a 20-mile-per-hour difference between his fastest
and his slowest pitches.
But then, with one out and one on, he lost faith in himself
and in Greinke and went to The Book. Greinke had not yet reached the showers
when the Lost Angel’s specialist coughed up the lead on four pitches. The
culprit was, once again, the centerfield fence, followed by the pesky left
field foul pole.
Denny Matthews pointed this out on radio as the fireworks
began to arch over the stadium. When you’re a Ford C. Frick Award winner, you
can say such things on the air. And Ryan Lefebvre, his sidekick who is also
growing some brass, added his two-bits about coddling pitchers. They were
right, and a lot of old schoolers listening to their radios were nodding their
heads in silent agreement.
--Lofflin
Baseball card image courtesy: http://cardboardgods.blogspot.com/
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Slick Willie rocked the Casbah last night
I hate to admit this but I love Bill Clinton. I think he is the best theater American politics has to offer. Only the law could prevent him from being elected president again this year if he wanted to run.
Heck, I even voted for him once. That was after James Brown was accused of domestic violence, which meant I couldn't write him in yet again.
In retrospect I was happier with my votes for James Brown. I always said a man who will lie to his wife -- and an affair is nothing but a lie -- will lie even easier to the country. But his presidency had some moments that look a lot better to me now than they did then. We got through his presidency without being engaged in a shooting war of any magnitude. That's saying something if you think about all the presidencies since Ronald Reagan.
And, from this perspective, his balanced budgets seem almost Herculean.
But his speech last night was just pretty damned good. His technique was nearly flawless. The language might have been more salty over a pile of ribs, but it wouldn't have been more warm, more homespun, more friendly. That is part of his charm. When he asks: "Now, why do I think that?" then he delivers the answer, he reminds me of an old boy at the local bar holding forth with whoever will listen. It is hard to hate that guy, even if sometimes you feel sorry for him because you know he's been there all afternoon and you know he's going home alone.
Bill -- I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I called him 'Bill' -- demonstrated a Rooseveltian ability to simplify complex issues without appearing to condescend. This is a gift of great magnitude. Roosevelt said something like, "Now let me talk about banking..." in his radio addresses in the same way, almost the same tone of voice, that Bill Clinton asks, "Now, why do I think that?"
My favorite device was this: "I know you're laughing now but you won't be laughing when I tell you this." Or, "Now listen to this because it is important." Who can tune out a man who implores you with such language?
And, of course, the line about vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan's "brass" was beautiful. "It takes a lot of brass to criticize a man for doing what you did." Man, that line had everything and it had several meanings. It was just slightly obscene, just skirting the edge, which is a dangerous key to Willie's charm. It had the ring of truth, if not the precision. It reduced the other side to just a couple of other good old boys who had maybe been talking too big a game for their britches. And it was personal, dontchaknow. How many Republican congressmen was he speaking to with that phrase. It takes a lot of brass to go after me for doing the same thing "with that woman" that youall have been doing in the sanctity of your offices all along.
Nobody in American politics has Bill Clinton's brass. The beating he took in the media over his sexual stupidity was huge. But you can kick him in the brass 'til the cows come home and he always seems to smile and go on. That's just who he is.
And, charm? Well, the salacious side of that comment is a perfect example of why women just seem to melt in his presence. He's still got the juice. Just below the surface, just somewhere inside that grin, you can see a boy with a red convertible parked on the asphalt behind the junior high, heat lightning on the horizon, and your virtue in grave danger. Women with PhD's and lot of savvy tell their husbands they'd never go for him, but betray their true feelings with the way their voices get all girlish when they say the words.
Ok, so what happens when he addresses the Democrat National Convention? Same thing. Red convertible. Probably a 65 Mustang. Big ocean of asphalt out behind the junior high. Rock 'n roll playing softly on the am radio. Heat lightning over the trees to the west. The seduction is irresistible.
Unless, of course, you're a died-in-the-wool Republican. But, by then, you'd no doubt turned off the telly and gone to bed. I mean, you know, you've got to be up early in the morning.
--Lofflin
Heck, I even voted for him once. That was after James Brown was accused of domestic violence, which meant I couldn't write him in yet again.
In retrospect I was happier with my votes for James Brown. I always said a man who will lie to his wife -- and an affair is nothing but a lie -- will lie even easier to the country. But his presidency had some moments that look a lot better to me now than they did then. We got through his presidency without being engaged in a shooting war of any magnitude. That's saying something if you think about all the presidencies since Ronald Reagan.
And, from this perspective, his balanced budgets seem almost Herculean.
But his speech last night was just pretty damned good. His technique was nearly flawless. The language might have been more salty over a pile of ribs, but it wouldn't have been more warm, more homespun, more friendly. That is part of his charm. When he asks: "Now, why do I think that?" then he delivers the answer, he reminds me of an old boy at the local bar holding forth with whoever will listen. It is hard to hate that guy, even if sometimes you feel sorry for him because you know he's been there all afternoon and you know he's going home alone.
Bill -- I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I called him 'Bill' -- demonstrated a Rooseveltian ability to simplify complex issues without appearing to condescend. This is a gift of great magnitude. Roosevelt said something like, "Now let me talk about banking..." in his radio addresses in the same way, almost the same tone of voice, that Bill Clinton asks, "Now, why do I think that?"
My favorite device was this: "I know you're laughing now but you won't be laughing when I tell you this." Or, "Now listen to this because it is important." Who can tune out a man who implores you with such language?
And, of course, the line about vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan's "brass" was beautiful. "It takes a lot of brass to criticize a man for doing what you did." Man, that line had everything and it had several meanings. It was just slightly obscene, just skirting the edge, which is a dangerous key to Willie's charm. It had the ring of truth, if not the precision. It reduced the other side to just a couple of other good old boys who had maybe been talking too big a game for their britches. And it was personal, dontchaknow. How many Republican congressmen was he speaking to with that phrase. It takes a lot of brass to go after me for doing the same thing "with that woman" that youall have been doing in the sanctity of your offices all along.
Nobody in American politics has Bill Clinton's brass. The beating he took in the media over his sexual stupidity was huge. But you can kick him in the brass 'til the cows come home and he always seems to smile and go on. That's just who he is.
And, charm? Well, the salacious side of that comment is a perfect example of why women just seem to melt in his presence. He's still got the juice. Just below the surface, just somewhere inside that grin, you can see a boy with a red convertible parked on the asphalt behind the junior high, heat lightning on the horizon, and your virtue in grave danger. Women with PhD's and lot of savvy tell their husbands they'd never go for him, but betray their true feelings with the way their voices get all girlish when they say the words.
Ok, so what happens when he addresses the Democrat National Convention? Same thing. Red convertible. Probably a 65 Mustang. Big ocean of asphalt out behind the junior high. Rock 'n roll playing softly on the am radio. Heat lightning over the trees to the west. The seduction is irresistible.
Unless, of course, you're a died-in-the-wool Republican. But, by then, you'd no doubt turned off the telly and gone to bed. I mean, you know, you've got to be up early in the morning.
--Lofflin
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
On eve of the Republican National Convention. a question... Is voting for president worth your time? Heresy here, but don't just vote on reflex. It may make just as much sense to vote on "America's Got Talent..."
Vote!
That’s the
mantra of newspaper editors, civics teachers, and politicians… if they think
they have a majority.
To say
otherwise is heresy.
A colleague
who always has an eye out of good stuff to share sent me an interesting call
for ideas from teachers about how to build the presidential election into their
classes and particularly how to get past the “reflex cynicism” of students to
voting.
The only
problem is, I’m the one with reflex cynicism.
So, here is
the heresy. I’m not sure it makes sense to vote for president. Vote for the
school board. Vote for bond issues and on referendum questions, for councilmen
and mayor, and for governor. Those votes, the “lower” they get, will have the
most to do with the quality of your life. Those are important votes and to stay
home from those votes is irresponsible.
But
investing a lot of time and energy in following a presidential election may not
be as valuable. This is coming from a guy who has written James Brown into the
slot for president more than once rather than vote for one of the two major
party contenders.
The irony
here is uncomfortably deep. With a great friend and colleague, I’m in the midst of teaching a course on this
presidential election in real time. What’s
funky is that our own reflex to cynicism is exactly what he and I spent the first
day talking with students about in class. We just told them that together we're not sure any of
this really matters. We raised our own doubts.
I mean, think
about it. We've been at war now through two presidencies, two election cycles.
If you go back to Bush I, we've had four elections cycles and we were at
war in three of the four. That's what? 24 years? And the polls don't show
overwhelming support among the electorate for all that warfare. It’s apparent
the forces that compel us to war have little to do with who is president. I
seem to remember Lyndon Johnson handing off the war in Vietnam flawlessly to
Richard Nixon. Perhaps Ike was onto something.
In class that first day we focused on an important understanding in political science. The American system is designed not for radical change, or even steady change, but for incremental change at best and maintenance of the status-quo at worst. Presidential elections don't really change much. They tend to put on a great show, but when they're over, it's really "meet the new boss same as the old boss..." except for elections in a few really dramatic times.
This is complicated by what Theodore Lowi described three decades ago as "The End of Liberalism." Part of his argument was that Congress discovered how to be reelected without voting on policy or taking much more than symbolic stands on issues. They figured out the mechanisms of constituent service and public relations. Ask this... When was the last great outpouring of legislation from the American congress? The Great Society of the 1960s. Theory suggested we could expect another great legislative upheaval around 1984, then again around 2000, because major legislative upheaval had historically occurred in roughly 16-year increments. That’s how long it took the pot to boil and the lid to finally explode. Now, we seem to be locked into a stalemate that may have little to do with party allegiance or boiling pots.
In fact, parties seem to have little to do with elections or governing and may have outlived their usefulness in their current form, anyway. They're more public relations shells than functioning units. They don't raise the money and they don't deliver voters. Candidates do those things. That is way different from parties doing them. When parties held those functions, they could bully winners into doing what the party needed done to support its base. Parties, and their ideologies meant something.
But, on the other hand, my colleague points out that party platforms are actually the best way to predict what winners will do in office. Something on the nature of 90 % of party planks receive action after the election, most becoming law or policy. Yet, how much do voters know about party platforms? Even less now that conventions are scripted and all the platform work is accomplished in obscurity before it happens. This is exacerbated by the diminution of convention coverage to just a few MTV hours.
My wife
tells me “America’s Got Talent” won’t even be pre-empted for the Republican
National Convention Tuesday. Which is fitting because “America’s Got Talent”
will be vastly more suspenseful than the Republican National Convention.
What that means, I'm afraid, is this: All that passes for a presidential election contest will be decent theater and great exercise in the arts of public relations, and make civics teachers and newspaper editors happy beyond words, but have very little to do with a consequential vote on the issues that many will live and die on after the balloons have been set loose on the convention floor this week or in the victorious hotel ballroom Nov. 6.
--Lofflin
Friday, August 10, 2012
A million questions about sport and the Olympics, like, do swimmers ever urinate in the water?
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With the Olympics concluding and Matt’s last entry on my
mind, I’ve been thinking about the nature of sport in our times.
Why not cooking? Or travel? Or gardening? Or cat rearing?
Why sport? Why does sport occupy our minds and our times? Why
is it so compelling that we chatter about it all day, listen to other folks
chatter about it all day on the radio, listen and watch it all evening on the
radio and television, bet on it, collect it, use it as metaphor to explain
about every human endeavor?
Why do old farts like me go out to dusty ball fields and
play doubleheaders when the temperature is peaking at 103 degrees?
The cat I played third base next to this week illustrated
sports' poignancy for me on the bench between innings. He was
remembering a father’s day a lifetime ago when he suggested he and his dad celebrate by taking
in a Met’s game. His dad said, why don’t we just stay home, put our feet up,
listen to the game on the radio and keep a book?
If you’re a lifelong baseball fan, that story sends a chill up your spine.
If you’re a lifelong baseball fan, that story sends a chill up your spine.
My wife, Kathy, who is not a sporting person by any measure,
has been glued to the Olympic spectacle. I come in from playing ball evenings
and she fills me in on what I’ve missed, complete with absolutely unexpected
nuance. Bolt ran well, but he almost shut it down too soon. The divers are
missing their entries. When this one archer cocks his brow (not his bow, she
says, emphatically when I suggest she might have the wrong word) you know it’s
a 10. Too much drama among the gymnasts tonight, had to take a break.
But she also has questions to which I have no answers. Why
don’t women compete on the pommel horse? Why is beach volleyball on the screen
every 15 minutes? Why aren’t rings part of the men’s all around?
This last is a loaded question which makes me jealous. She
finds men on the rings quite compelling in ways I really try not to speculate.
Something about the muscles, about being suspended in air…
But then, I’m less adverse to beach volleyball than she is.
She wants to know about those bright track shoes and whether
the pool has chlorine like the pools of our childhoods. She wants to know how
in the world a person learns to do tricks on the uneven bars in the first
place. Like, what happens the first time? How do horses get across the ocean to the Olympics? Do
swimmers ever urinate in the pool? What the heck is water polo? Why is
basketball a summer Olympic sport?
The answer is that basketball is no longer a winter sport
just for gym rats. The NBA season never ends. The NBA now aspires to be the sport for all seasons.
She wants to know why they don’t pole vault indoors where
the wind won’t spoil the jumps. And she wants to know why some hurdlers knock
down the hurdles but keep running to the finish line while others just limp off
the track. She wants to know how a small, gentle looking guy like Rowdy got his
name. She wants to know why the women swimmers smile and laugh before their
events and the men snarl and pose. She wants to know why Paul McCartney didn’t
sing “Imagine” instead of “Hey Jude.”
Of course, I cannot answer even one of those questions. And
the main question I can’t answer is why we find sport so compelling. I mean…
think about all we have to worry about in this world.
Oops… I think I just answered the question.
Oops… I think I just answered the question.
--Lofflin
Photograph courtesy: http://looklikeanathlete.com/how-to-get-a-gymnast-body/ Unfortunately, they don't tell us where they got it so we can properly credit the fine photographer who created the image...
Photograph courtesy: http://looklikeanathlete.com/how-to-get-a-gymnast-body/ Unfortunately, they don't tell us where they got it so we can properly credit the fine photographer who created the image...
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Sporting notes
While I'm still struggling with the motivation to write - as evidenced by my lack of posts on this blog recently - I thought one potential way to jump-start my creative flow was to jot down a few thoughts I've had about recent sporting news. No rhyme or reason here. Just word salad. The only thing that ties these thoughts together is that they pertain to sports.
* I'm a bit of an Olympics junkie, and I'm definitely getting my fix this week with numerous NBC-family channels dedicated to the games as well as a tablet app where I can watch all the events live. While I'm in sports heaven, my wife's frustration continues to grow. She hates the Olympics, and although the best events are on in the evenings when we're both together, I try to mix in some cooking shows to keep her engaged. However, she even caught the Team USA bug the other day, and even admitted she enjoyed watching swimming and cheering for Michael Phelps.
* Speaking of Phelps, congratulations to the greatest Olympic athlete of all time.
* Speaking of greatness, congratulations to Serena Williams, this year's tennis singles gold medalist. I have no doubt Serena will be remembered as the greatest, most dominating female athlete of this era.
* I normally don't watch basketball, but it's been awfully fun watching Team USA play. Saturday's 99-94 victory over Lithuania was an old-fashioned nail-biter. And before that, Thursday's record-setting blowout 156-73 win against Nigeria was incredible to see. Earlier in these games, I enjoyed seeing First Lady Michelle Obama congratulate the team after a big win. But my favorite Team USA moment was Tuesday's 110-63 win over Tunisia. You don't see athletes have fun very often, especially in the Olympics. But the Team USA men, each of them millionaires or soon-to-be millionaires, looked like kids at a rec league game on Tuesday. They smiled, clapped and cheered at each big play. And after the game was over, each player gave warm hugs to the completely over-matched opponents from Tunisia, who seemed to revel in defeat at the hands of one of the greatest teams ever assembled. Kobe Bryant even graciously signed an autograph for one of the Tunisian players. That was cool.
* I've heard the commentators mention the upcoming Winter Olympics in Sochi in 2014. Although I'm an even bigger fan of the Winter Olympics than the summer games, I have to admit... I had to Google "Sochi" to figure out it was in Russia. In 2014, prepare yourself for two weeks' worth of Yakov Smirnoff-inspired "In Russia, bobsled rides you!" humor.
* Now to some decidedly non-Olympic athletes: the Kansas City Royals. It's been a rough few weeks for the home team, and it's been hard to cheer for them. But I have to applaud general manager Dayton Moore for the trade that sent Jonathan Broxton to the Reds for minor-league pitchers J.C. Sularban and Donnie Joseph. Broxton put up good numbers for the Royals as the team's closer, but anybody who watched any of those games knows numbers can be deceiving. In exchange for Broxton, the Royals received a Triple A-level relief pitcher and a Double-A starter. Hanley Ramirez, one of the most talented young players in the game (who has, admittedly, underachieved recently), was traded - along with a major league relief pitcher - from the Marlins to the Dodgers for what? A Single-A reliever and a starting pitcher who just broke into the majors this year. By comparison, the haul for Broxton seems downright bountiful.
* I'm a bit of an Olympics junkie, and I'm definitely getting my fix this week with numerous NBC-family channels dedicated to the games as well as a tablet app where I can watch all the events live. While I'm in sports heaven, my wife's frustration continues to grow. She hates the Olympics, and although the best events are on in the evenings when we're both together, I try to mix in some cooking shows to keep her engaged. However, she even caught the Team USA bug the other day, and even admitted she enjoyed watching swimming and cheering for Michael Phelps.
* Speaking of Phelps, congratulations to the greatest Olympic athlete of all time.
* Speaking of greatness, congratulations to Serena Williams, this year's tennis singles gold medalist. I have no doubt Serena will be remembered as the greatest, most dominating female athlete of this era.
* I normally don't watch basketball, but it's been awfully fun watching Team USA play. Saturday's 99-94 victory over Lithuania was an old-fashioned nail-biter. And before that, Thursday's record-setting blowout 156-73 win against Nigeria was incredible to see. Earlier in these games, I enjoyed seeing First Lady Michelle Obama congratulate the team after a big win. But my favorite Team USA moment was Tuesday's 110-63 win over Tunisia. You don't see athletes have fun very often, especially in the Olympics. But the Team USA men, each of them millionaires or soon-to-be millionaires, looked like kids at a rec league game on Tuesday. They smiled, clapped and cheered at each big play. And after the game was over, each player gave warm hugs to the completely over-matched opponents from Tunisia, who seemed to revel in defeat at the hands of one of the greatest teams ever assembled. Kobe Bryant even graciously signed an autograph for one of the Tunisian players. That was cool.
* I've heard the commentators mention the upcoming Winter Olympics in Sochi in 2014. Although I'm an even bigger fan of the Winter Olympics than the summer games, I have to admit... I had to Google "Sochi" to figure out it was in Russia. In 2014, prepare yourself for two weeks' worth of Yakov Smirnoff-inspired "In Russia, bobsled rides you!" humor.
* Now to some decidedly non-Olympic athletes: the Kansas City Royals. It's been a rough few weeks for the home team, and it's been hard to cheer for them. But I have to applaud general manager Dayton Moore for the trade that sent Jonathan Broxton to the Reds for minor-league pitchers J.C. Sularban and Donnie Joseph. Broxton put up good numbers for the Royals as the team's closer, but anybody who watched any of those games knows numbers can be deceiving. In exchange for Broxton, the Royals received a Triple A-level relief pitcher and a Double-A starter. Hanley Ramirez, one of the most talented young players in the game (who has, admittedly, underachieved recently), was traded - along with a major league relief pitcher - from the Marlins to the Dodgers for what? A Single-A reliever and a starting pitcher who just broke into the majors this year. By comparison, the haul for Broxton seems downright bountiful.
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Congrats to Kietzman... Be surprised. The Royals are in second place behind only the Cleveland Indians
The Royals are in second place.
Believe it or not…
I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t. The Kansas City Star’s enormously hopeful headline today
– “Royals Halt Skid…” -- ignores the reality of July in Kansas City. The home
nine was as cold as the damn weather was hot. They won just seven games in
July. That’s right… seven.
Kevin Kietzman’s surpringly good reporting today revealed
some disturbing numbers about how the Royals utilize the tax money they receive
from us residents of Jackson County. My Johnson County softball buddies are
enjoying a little chuckle over this. One way to look at Kietzman’s numbers is
that the Royals use our tax money to pay their taxes.
It’s no surprise, however, 810-am radio did this story
instead of the talkers at 610-sports and the gawkers at the Star. You don’t
bite the hand that feeds you. If you’re interested in how this works, read my
post below on the problems inherent in journalism’s beat system.
Kietzman got me thinking after one of my softball teammates
on the Kansas City Relics sent 810’s story around in e-mail. I
recall that at one point the professional athletes at the Truman Sports Complex did not pay the
dreaded Kansas City 1% E-Tax. Apparently that changed in the early 1990s and
today they do provide significant income to the city. It’s complicated, but
like those who live in Missouri but work in Kansas get essentially a wash from
their Kansas state taxes when they deduct them from their Missouri tax burden,
the athletes who also pay taxes in the other states where they play deduct
those taxes from their Missouri burden for a wash. The biggest issue for them
appears to be the massive paperwork required to accomplish this wash.
So, the reality is, they do pay the 1% E-Tax. It’s the ball club that, according to
Kietzman, pays its taxes with our taxes.
And, that got me thinking about the Royals’ finances. Forbes publishes some numbers, though
Major League ballclubs say Forbes is
wrong. They don’t, however, release their finances, so their challenge to Forbes is
obviously suspect.
If you look at Forbes’
numbers for the Royals you see something stunning. If I’m reading the list
right, the Royals are in second place. Yes, second place in operating income,
what most of us non-accountants refer to as profit. Only the Cleveland Indians
scored more operating income in 2011. The Indians: $30.1 million profit
squeezed out the surging Royals’ $28.5 profit.
Twenty-seven teams made less money, according to Forbes.
Here’s an even more surprising number. My non-accountant
cell phone calculator shows a profit margin for the Royals of 17.7%. On revenue
of $161 million, the Royals made $28.5 million. The average profit margin for
Major League Baseball teams was 13%. That is, of course, the only place the
Royals’ winning percentage is anywhere near .500. Apple’s profit margin was
22%. According to a New York Daily News
apology for the oil industry, the average profit margin for the five largest
oil companies from 2006 to 2010 was just 6.5%.
The Royals were, apparently, champions at squeezing profit
out of one of the worst, if not the
worst, professional baseball clubs in the world.
And this is where the brain trust of the home nine show the greatest improvement. In 2008, the Royals netted only $9 million on total revenue of $143 million, according to the Forbes list. That's just a 6% return on investment, if my cell phone is right. And, in 2008, only six teams had less income and only six teams paid less than the Royals' $83 million for players. That's squeezing blood out of a pretty profitable little turnip.
Return on investment? David Glass bought the franchise for $96 million in 2000. Forbes says it is worth $354 million today. My cell phone says that's a 368% return on investment. Now, $354 million is a long way from the Yankees' $1.85 billion estimated value, but a return on investment in the three-fold-plus neighborhood is nothing to sneeze at especially when you can do it without ever fielding anything close to a competitive team. Since the 2000 season, the Royals have won 810 games, not counting this season, an average of just 67.5 wins per year. They have only one winning season, 2003, when they won 83 games. They have won less than 70 games eight of the 12 seasons and less than 60 games twice.
And this is where the brain trust of the home nine show the greatest improvement. In 2008, the Royals netted only $9 million on total revenue of $143 million, according to the Forbes list. That's just a 6% return on investment, if my cell phone is right. And, in 2008, only six teams had less income and only six teams paid less than the Royals' $83 million for players. That's squeezing blood out of a pretty profitable little turnip.
Return on investment? David Glass bought the franchise for $96 million in 2000. Forbes says it is worth $354 million today. My cell phone says that's a 368% return on investment. Now, $354 million is a long way from the Yankees' $1.85 billion estimated value, but a return on investment in the three-fold-plus neighborhood is nothing to sneeze at especially when you can do it without ever fielding anything close to a competitive team. Since the 2000 season, the Royals have won 810 games, not counting this season, an average of just 67.5 wins per year. They have only one winning season, 2003, when they won 83 games. They have won less than 70 games eight of the 12 seasons and less than 60 games twice.
--Lofflin, posting this with a sincere question: Can this be
possible? Did I miss a decimal point? Somebody show me what I’m missing here…
Monday, July 23, 2012
Quote APPROVAL!?! You've got to be kidding...
“If a public official wants to use NJ as a platform for his/her point of view, the price of admission is a quote that is on-record, unedited and unadulterated.” -- National Journal memo quoted in New York Times
Journalism is in the midst of massive change and tough times... but...
Quote approval?
We're now learning that the quotes we see in the New York Times, and probably everywhere else, have been "approved" by some political flak in the politician's entourage.
Thank god a few outlets like the National Journal are saying, 'no thanks.'
Of course politicians and corporate presidents want to control how they are quoted. But, in the past, at least at the lower levels, they were told such a thing as controlling quotes by editing them on publication was against editorial policy. As reporters, we usually pushed this back on our editors. "I just can't do that," I've said many times, "because if I do, my editor will fire me."
Apparently, it doesn't work that way at the higher levels.
Now, allow me to make an important distinction here. The word 'approval' is critical. When we were confronted by a source who demanded control of quotes in exchange for interviews, we usually had the option of offering to 'read' the quotes in the story back to the source before we published. 'Read' is a very long distance from 'approve'. In fact, those policies -- though not universal -- often allowed the reporter to get even more juicy information and also clarify what she had in the first place. We just treated it like a good second interview.
Granting approval to a source is completely different.
This is all about competition, which is generally a good thing. What has happened here, however, is that politicians have figured out how to play one weak willed news organization, one lazy reporter, against another. This has long been a problem with the ubiquitous beat system at news organizations. Your editor says, "Lofflin, stand up to 'em. Do what's right and if they shut you out, we'll give you another beat."
Right.
That, of course, is a rotten deal. I have to learn a new beat. I may have spent a decade learning this one. And learning a beat is tough. It not only means learning stuff, it means cultivating sources, and cultivating sources is roughly the equivalent of growing tomatoes in this wretched heat. And, especially if your beat is a plum, you will be violently adverse to such a change. If your beat happens to be the White House, well, there are no comparable beats to compensate you for standing your ground.
You learn to play ball. You play ball as little as possible, work your charm, soften the effect of bad news with plenty of push back from the sources you have to hurt, give a few nasty findings -- the small ones -- street paroles. Ultimately, the news is tainted by the beat system combined with the limits of personal integrity.
But, giving final approval of quotes to sources in exchange for access takes 'tainted' up a level. Kind of the way an Atlas rocket takes a capsule up a level.
It's time for principles to dominate. Put another way, it's time for the big national news outfits to grow a pair. If the majors stood together against this silliness, it would stop. If the editors of the majors simply made approval of quotes a major offense, it would stop. Because, in the end, the politicians and the corporations need the majors as much, or more, than the majors need them.
And, herein, lies another solution. What we really need today are reporters who file stories based on depth of research rather than access to politicians. We need depth journalism, not 140-character journalism. And, at the economic heart of this -- because everything does come down to money, thank you Cindy Lauper -- is a simple reality. The people who pay for news aren't after those gotcha quotes. They buy substance. In fact, in the Internet age, substance may be the only thing they will actually buy.
They can get all the 140-character quotes they want from the infernal crawl under the news talker or from Google headlines. They don't need a news organization for that.
Especially, they don't need a news organization whose quotes are no more than political public relations. The age of single source, catchy quote journalism is over. The majors just don't know it yet.
--Lofflin
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